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Thursday 18 May 2017

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Friday 11 November 2016

The Old Houses Of These Indian Cricketers

#Virat Kohli

This is Virat Kohli's old house. This is where he started playing for the first time. All Indian cricketers deserve each and every single bit of everything that they've earned in their lives.



#Umesh Yadav

This man has seen some really bad days in his life. His old house clears that. This man from Nagpur who once struggled to make his ends meet is one of the biggest superstars of Indian team right now.



#Sachin Tendulkar

When it comes to the God of Cricket, he wasn't god's favorite child once upon a time. Look at his old house and you'll know.



#MS Dhoni

MS Dhoni is one of the richest sports person in the world right now. He surely paid his due while living in that house once.



# R. Jadeja

The man had a very humble beginning in his career and his life. Look where he is today.


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Neymar: मैं फुटबॉल को अपनी उंगलियों पर 2 घंटे तक घुमा सकता हूँ ।
RAJNIKANT: तुम्हे क्या लगता है.. ये पृथ्वी किसकी उंगलियों पर घूम रही है !!!!
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Breaking news...

Rajnikanth ko ek chiti ne kat liya..

Pure tamilnadu ki chitiya lapata hai..
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1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant ki beti ko aankh mar di
rajnikant ne uski gardn,hath ur per marod diye
aaj us ladke ko duniya 'Baba Ramdev, ke naam se janti hai......
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When RAJNIKANT switch on his A/C without closing the door.

Winter starts in INDIA?
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Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons.. . 
and the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!! 
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People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
iPhone,
iPad, Etc..

Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator.
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Rajni Rocks
Deepika : ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tumkya jano Rajni Babu.......
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Rajnikant : Rs 0.012645787 yennaarascala mind it!
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Rajnikant Rocks!!!!
Rajnikant : Arey O Murgi! Mene Tuje 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha..Tune 1 Anda Kyu Diya......Kya Tujhe Muj Se Darr Nahi Lagta?

Murgi : Darr Lagta He.....Iss Liye Ek Anda Diya.......varn a me tho "MURGA HOON"
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Rajinikanth and a girl were playing cards
(Teen patti)
Rajinikant got three ekkas(AAA)but he couldnt win it,how?

Because the girl has got three rajinikanth
haha......
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Rajinikant Garba Me dhol Bhaja Raha Tha

Achana Dharti Par Rajinikant Ke samne Aliena Aakar Pahucha Aur Bola

Mere Beta Ka kal Exam Hai Zara Dheere Sms
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Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-Law. If Rajni himself would have Sung it then it would have been declared as National Anthem!!.. 
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury

How ??

Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook!

Tuesday 8 November 2016

How TO exchange Old ₹500 and ₹1000 Currency Notes

In a surprise move the government declared that ₹500 and ₹1000 notes will be illegal from Tuesday midnight.

In his address to the nation, Prime Minister Narendra Modi explained the move as the government’s attack on black money.

These notes can be exchanged for lower denomination notes at post offices and banks from November 10 till the end of March 2017.


Here’s what you need to know and do in the next few days:

Where can I exchange/ deposit my Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes?

From November 10 till November 30 you can deposit the old notes at your nearest bank or post office. But withdrawals from banks are capped at ₹10000 per day and ₹20000 per week. This limit will be increased in the coming days.

Proof of identity is required each time you go to banks for exchange and withdrawal of money.
Besides depositing money in bank accounts, the Rs 500, Rs 1000 notes can also be exchanged with lower denomination currency notes at designated banks and post offices on production of valid government identity cards like PAN, Aadhaar and Election Card from November 10 to November 24. But the limit of exchange is Rs 4,000 per day.

But banks will remain closed tomorrow (November 9) allowing them time to cope with the new directive.

What are the restrictions on ATM withdrawals?

ATMs will be closed on Wednesday and Thursday. But from Friday you can withdraw money and ATMs will stop dispensing the existing ₹500 and ₹1000 notes.

ATM withdrawals will be restricted to Rs 2,000 per day till November 11, after which this limit may be increased slowly.

Where can I still use my Rs 500, Rs 1000 notes?

Till November 11, the following places and institutions will continue to accept Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes for payment:
  • Government hospitals
  • Railway, airline, government bus ticket booking counters
  • Petrol, diesel and gas stations authorised by public sector oil companies
  • Consumer co-operative stores authorised by state or central government.
  • Milk booths authorised by state governments
  • Crematoriums and burial grounds
  • Where can I get the new currency notes? 


RBI will issue new currency notes of ₹500 and ₹2000 from November 10. These notes will have new design.




Surgical Strike Hunt 500 and 1000 notes, 2000 notes coming

Prime Minister Narendra Modi to curb black money in the country, 500 and 1,000 rupee notes is banned. Now wait for the new 500 and 2,000 rupee note Reserve Bank ....

To curb black money in the country, a large surgical strike was decided. Rs 500 and Rs 1,000 notes in the economy and the currency in circulation in the country, most of the work comes hide black money. Now it's over to the central government at a stroke of 12 pm last night (November 8) from the 500 and 1,000-rupee notes is restricted.


These two currency restrict the Prime Minister said that soon they take the place of Rs 500 and Rs 2,000 new notes launched will.


Prime Minister said the government move was necessary because the country's economy in the last several decades, billions-billions of black money was blocking the development. Modi said the black money of the policies of the government not to benefit the country's poor Phurnc and he was completely untouched by the wheels of development.

PM announces Rs 500 and 1000, according to a note submitted to the Post Office has no choice. Old notes can be deposited till Dec 30.

Significantly, many of the country on November 9 and 10 ATMs will not work and the bank will be closed. The Prime Minister appealed to the people so that he might not any confusion. Modi has assured that by November 11 the Central Government will have some special arrangements.

At the end of her decision, the Prime Minister admitted that the common man could be difficult for a few days. But he assured that after this step on black money in the country will be able to completely control. So the common man in front of a few days to be ready for the trouble is in the interest of the country as it moves.

Saturday 5 November 2016

What An Idea Sir Ji..


Thursday 3 November 2016

Latest Santa Banta Hindi Jokes



संता सिंह अंडरवियर खरीदने करने दुकान पर पहुंचे,
जब एक पसंद करी तो दुकानदार ने उसका दाम बताया 150 रूपये।
संता बोले अरे भाई डेलीवियर दिखाओ पार्टी वियर नही चाहिये।

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संता: इंडियन फिल्म इंडस्ट्री में सबसे पहला किसका ईमेल आई डी था?
बंता: नहीं पता?
संता: शम्मी कपूर! क्योंकि वो ही सबसे पहले बोला याहूऊऊऊऊ ...!

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संता: मैंने एक बहुत खास बात नोट की है।
बंता: क्या?
संता: जब रेलवे फाटक बंद होता है, तब तब ट्रेन जरूर आती है।

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संता को वोडाफोन मे ओपरेटर की जांब,मिली!!
मगर संता को पहले ही दिन बहुत मार पङी, ओर निकाल दिया गया।
क्योकि, पहला कांलरः सर मेरी वोडाफोन की सिम,खराब हो गई।,
संताः तो पागल Jio की ले ले!!

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संता :यार उठ भूकंप आ रहा है,
सारा घर हिल रहा है
बंता : सोजा -सोजा घर गिरेगा तो मकान मालिका का,
हम तो किराएदारा है।

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इंटरव्यू के समय संता से पहला सवाल

बॉस: संता तुम्हें एमएस ऑफिस पता है?

संता: सर पता तो नहीं है लेकिन अगर आप ऐड्रेस बताएंगे तो मैं ढूंढ़ लूंगा !!

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संता : कौन-सी बात इनकम टैक्स भरने से भी ज्यादा तकलीफ पहुंचाती है?'

बंता : यह कि टैक्स भरने लायक आपकी इनकम नहीं है।'

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संता : स्टेशन जाने के कितने लोगे?
रिक्शावाला : 50
संता : 20 ले लो,
रिक्शावाला : 20 में कौन जाता है
संता : तुम पीछे बैठो हम लेकर जाएंगे

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बंता: कोई ऐसा कारोबार बताओ जिसमें ज्यादा मुनाफा हो?

संता: ऐसा करो सर्दियों में सस्ती बर्फ खरीद कर गर्मियों में बेच दो!

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संता-ओए! ये क्या कर रहा है?
बंता-इस बच्चे की आवाज रिकॉर्ड कर रहा हूं।
संता-क्यों?
बंता-जब यह बच्चा बड़ा हो जाएगा तब उससे इसका मतलब पूछूंगा।

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संता: जोर से चली हवा उड़ गया कुत्ता!
बंता: वाह वाह! जोर से चली हवा उड़ गया कुत्ता! फिर?
संता: फिर क्या? रुक गई हवा और गिर गया कुत्ता!

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संता कि बीवी थानेदार से - मेरा पति संता दो हफ्ते पहले आलू लेने गया था अभी तक आया नहीं
थानेदार - तो कुछ और पका लो इसमें थाने आकर पूछने क्या बात है

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संता केला खा रहा था वो भी छिलका सहित
बनता - तुम केले छिल कर क्यों नहीं खाते
संता -छिलने की क्या जरुरत मुझे पता है अन्दर केला ही है

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संता: एक आदमी गंजा है फिर भी रोज सलून जाता है!
बंता: क्यों? संता: क्योंकि सलून उसका है!

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संता- शराब से ज्यादा नुकसान तो पानी ने पहुँचाया है।
बंता - नहीं भाई , आप गलत कह रहे हैं।
संता- क्यों , पिछले साल बिहार में बाढ़ से हजारों लोग मरे नहीं थे ?

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चिकी- मैं और कितने दिन मायके में रहूँगी,
तुम्हारी याद में पिछले 15 दिन में आधी रह गई हूँ,
मुझे लेने कब आओगे?
चिंटू- बस 15 दिन के बाद

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संता- क्या तू इंग्लिश जानता है?
बंता- हाँ। जानता हूँ...
संता- अच्छा ठीक है तो यह बता कि नाग पंचमी का उल्टा क्या होगा?
बंता- नाग डू नोट पंच मी

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Friday 28 October 2016

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Tuesday 25 October 2016

Mulayam Singh - politician jokes

साइकिल मुलायम की टूटी, टाटा ने मिस्त्री को निकाल दिया? सारे न्यूज़ चॅनेल वाले मिलकर भी कनेक्षन नही ढूँढ पाए!

Monday 24 October 2016

Funny Saas Bahu Hindi Joke with Picture